Ben climbs into the car after I pick him up after school and says . . .
“Mom, my enemies (a.k.a the girls) think that I like them. But I don’t. I just laughed at their jokes and now they think I like them. UGHHHH!”
Oh, boy. This is only the beginning. Poor Ben. He sure is adorable!
The Puddles 
Ben, girls are gross. Try not to listen to their jokes. It’s part of their sinister plan. You’re not allowed to know what the plan is. Men have been trying for years to find the plans. We can’t get to them because they keep it in the girls bathroom. Seriously, that’s why when a woman is out with friens and goes to the bathroom she always takes at least one friend with her.