“Mommy, come here. I have a secret to tell you!” says Ainsley.
“Did you know that Daddy is your brother and that God is your father?” whispers Ainsley.
“Yes.”
“So you married your brother!!! Isn’t that cool?!!” declares Ainsley loudly in a public place.
The Puddles 
Choooookkkkke
That should start some interesting rumors.