Overheard this rant from Ainsley while she was lamenting in the playroom . . .
“I hate my parents. They are always making me pick up toys. Why can’t they leave me alone? It is ok if I leave my toys out. Why can’t they just pick it up for me? . . . ”
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“Ben, you need to take a bath.”
“Yeah. It’s my armpits. They stink. I think I might need to start wearing deodorant.”
“You think you are old enough?”
“Yes. Then I don’t have to take baths. I can just put the deodorant on.”
The Puddles 
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